never figured her for a twilight tween girl noooooooo …. ugh image destroyed … oh well hopefully burned out of my mind by some future hilarious antics lmao
Man, I thought she would be smarter than to get drawn into the whole Twilight thing…unless she has a crush on Cedric Diggory, in which case, I’m ok with it.
I needed to use a name of someone who the teenage girls of today fall all over. It was him (or that other twilight werewolf guy), a Jonas Brother, or Justin Bieber, who looks like an 11-year old or possibly a hipster lesbian.
And appearing in terrible movies is one step below making terrible music, IMO. At least he didn’t WRITE the terrible thing he’s doing.
The entire point is that teenage girls are irrational creatures, meaning it makes perfect sense to have a crush on a 23 year old that looks 11. Perfect sense in that you have to think sideways to figure it out.
@Alex: Don’t worry Alex, It is funny. It’s sad that right now there is NO good choices for young girls to fall for…Though I don’t why I’m saying since I am actually 14 (But I have common senses I guess) Also since Twilight is SOOOOOO big right now you had to bring it up sometime…I’m Just saying, I don’t hate you for this…But now I really want to hear Penny’s opinion on Count Sparklyface now XD.
Also, you could have had her crush on one of these psuedo-prettyboy hardcore vocalists with the flippy hair, flannel shirts and tight jeans.
(At least that’s what they wear in GA)
Psh. Everyone knows Robert Pattinson is old news now. Ever since Taylor Launter decided to go a whole movie without his shirt, every Twilight fan-girl I know has skipped bandwagons.
Here’s to hoping they all skip OFF the bandwagon altogether and stop obsessing over a poorly written book that absolutely destroyed vampires and finally realize that the standards that book sets for guys are ludicrous. If I see one more dating ad that says “partner must sparkle in sun”, I’m going to go postal.
But… I… THEY ARE NOT EVEN VAMPIRES! THEY ARE A BUNCH OF WHINY B****ING F***HEADS! THEY DON’T EVEN BURN IN THE SUN!!!! AND TO TOP ALL OF THAT PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED PANSYA**EDNESS, THEY ARE VEGETARIANS! I had hoped at least she would have sense enough to want to hunt down and torture that accursed Meyer.
MY TWEETY TWOTES
Twilight … *twitch* O_<
Oh noes twilight has invaded mah webcomic!!! NOESSSS!
twilight? on my O-A-H!?
Robert Pattinson has a greasy and just ugly hairdo and a HUGE forehead….How the hell is he cute?!?!?!
Will you be selling World’s Greatest Mugs? I want one
I would like a “world’s greatest mug” please
never figured her for a twilight tween girl noooooooo …. ugh image destroyed … oh well hopefully burned out of my mind by some future hilarious antics lmao
Man, I thought she would be smarter than to get drawn into the whole Twilight thing…unless she has a crush on Cedric Diggory, in which case, I’m ok with it.
You know, every time we ask him to make something for the store, we lose a day of comic.
I want a World’s Greatest Mug, too.
If you read the alt text, she hates the movies, she just has a crush on Count Sparkleface.
Count Sparkleface? Epic man, epic.
Great comic too, especially the detail in the second panel. Good stuff.
URGH, even with the alt-title, how can you like someone who a) doesn’t look any good like a 12 year old baby, b) plays in such crappy movies and c) HIS FACE APPEARS ON UNDERWEAR OMG
http://www.promipranger.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/twilight-robert-pattinson-slip-1.jpg
First Sandra and Woo and now you
I wish you didn’t bring up this topic in any way, shape or form.
I needed to use a name of someone who the teenage girls of today fall all over. It was him (or that other twilight werewolf guy), a Jonas Brother, or Justin Bieber, who looks like an 11-year old or possibly a hipster lesbian.
And appearing in terrible movies is one step below making terrible music, IMO. At least he didn’t WRITE the terrible thing he’s doing.
And c’mon, guys, it’s just a joke.
The entire point is that teenage girls are irrational creatures, meaning it makes perfect sense to have a crush on a 23 year old that looks 11. Perfect sense in that you have to think sideways to figure it out.
@Alex: Don’t worry Alex, It is funny. It’s sad that right now there is NO good choices for young girls to fall for…Though I don’t why I’m saying since I am actually 14 (But I have common senses I guess) Also since Twilight is SOOOOOO big right now you had to bring it up sometime…I’m Just saying, I don’t hate you for this…But now I really want to hear Penny’s opinion on Count Sparklyface now XD.
Twilight: the novel where a mentally challenged girl is forced to choose between bestiality and necrophilia.
The only man permitted to sparkle is David Bowie.
Also, you could have had her crush on one of these psuedo-prettyboy hardcore vocalists with the flippy hair, flannel shirts and tight jeans.
(At least that’s what they wear in GA)
What do you mean there are no good choices for girls to fall for? *ahem* Do I not exist?
Maybe I should make a movie of myself, to save these poor girls from idolizing over weird sparkly people. It’s for the good of humanity!
Ordog can costar.
Ohh yes, make Penny totally diss Pattinson
Heh, If Ordog is costarring I would totally go and see that movie!
I’m used to calling Pattinson simply the Crimson Chin. But Count Sparkleface works too. would have never thought of it though.
Psh. Everyone knows Robert Pattinson is old news now. Ever since Taylor Launter decided to go a whole movie without his shirt, every Twilight fan-girl I know has skipped bandwagons.
Here’s to hoping they all skip OFF the bandwagon altogether and stop obsessing over a poorly written book that absolutely destroyed vampires and finally realize that the standards that book sets for guys are ludicrous. If I see one more dating ad that says “partner must sparkle in sun”, I’m going to go postal.
But… I… THEY ARE NOT EVEN VAMPIRES! THEY ARE A BUNCH OF WHINY B****ING F***HEADS! THEY DON’T EVEN BURN IN THE SUN!!!! AND TO TOP ALL OF THAT PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED PANSYA**EDNESS, THEY ARE VEGETARIANS! I had hoped at least she would have sense enough to want to hunt down and torture that accursed Meyer.