This. F***ing. Joke.
January 26, 2009
I’m sure I’m not the first cartoonist to comment on people saying this, but my rehiring at the grocery store where I worked work will continue to work until I die touched a nerve. Several times in one day, actually. If you’re reading this and think your little “free” bon mot is witty or original in any way, please stop before a cashier is compelled to leap over the conveyor belt and rip your windpipe out with their teeth.