That last part reminds me of a Patton Oswalt bit. Paraphrased:
3000 frost pink roses in their own silver dusted crystal vases
A waterfall of Holly Hunter’s tears
A veal massaged with coco dust, and read “Are You My Mother?” by a young orphaned child.
o.O I will never understand why girls spend so much money on a dress they’re only going to wear once.
Then again, I never saw the attraction of prom either. Rather than look like an idiot standing alone for an hour I went to a double feature at the movie theater.
And that sounds a lot more pathetic now that I’ve written it down
MY TWEETY TWOTES
I heard she hired someone to get her a da- oh, wait.
Bathing in homeless orphan tears may be bad, but catching the little buggers to get those tears is a bitch!
That last part reminds me of a Patton Oswalt bit. Paraphrased:
3000 frost pink roses in their own silver dusted crystal vases
A waterfall of Holly Hunter’s tears
A veal massaged with coco dust, and read “Are You My Mother?” by a young orphaned child.
Hired? I thought Penny did it gratis.
o.O I will never understand why girls spend so much money on a dress they’re only going to wear once.
Then again, I never saw the attraction of prom either. Rather than look like an idiot standing alone for an hour I went to a double feature at the movie theater.
And that sounds a lot more pathetic now that I’ve written it down
@Jeff Weiner: She did get a limo-plane ride out of the deal. That’s more than enough to raise a few eyebrows.
ah, the good old judge before you know someone mentality. to bad almost 90-99% of the human race has that mentality
Wait a minute, that’s not Penny, she didn’t break the fourth wall and heard what they we’re saying.
Some of those sound like they have Thurman as the source.