Eight Whole Dollars
April 27, 2012
This was inspired by my having to stay late at work a lot recently, but it’s never for anything like this and I am grateful for the opportunity and PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME I LIKE MONEY
MY TWEETY TWOTES
April 27, 2012
This was inspired by my having to stay late at work a lot recently, but it’s never for anything like this and I am grateful for the opportunity and PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME I LIKE MONEY
That space needs an OSHA licensed chemist to pump and certify that it’s gas free. He’s gonna die in the toxic grossness!
Oh, does that take me back to some jobs I had! Particularly my first job after graduating from engineering school, being an environmental engineer. I remember an incident involving a wheel rut and septage…
And I’ll bet that this was the one time Dustin managed to actually get a date as well.
Red flag ‘Would you be interested in…’ Rarely does anything good or worthwhile follow that phrase.
That looks creepily like my boss from when I work in retail. You even have his facial hair to a tee!
Neither does the phrase “sensitivity training”.
Shouldn’t that be “three CUBIC feet?” Square feet would be infinitely thin…
Nothing says a supermarket manager is smart enough to remember basic geometry.