EPCON- Like EPCOT, But Not, At All.
September 11, 2012
Just a reminder that I will be at EPCON in El Paso, Texas this weekend, at the Rampage Network booth, 116. If you’re in the desert already, come see me! If you’re not, you’ve got two days to buy a plane ticket! I’m sure it’ll be cheap enough!



Just remember the rule about Texas. A steakhouse serves delicious steak. A smokehouse serves an entire half of a chicken that was fed mostly dirt because it’s just a ski lodge cafeteria without the benefit of anywhere to ski.
Confusing the two is not a mistake readily forgotten.
And if you see a gas station the size of a football field, don’t be scared, it has the cleanest bathrooms on Earth.