Are you kidding me? I have ALWAYS seen bags of chips like that. I mean… really… you squash a bag of chips, all sorts of cool noises happen. It’s kind of like playing with cooked macaroni noodles- all sorts of neat, gross sounding things happen. Quite entertaining. Or when you play with a dying mans entrails…
Y’know, I’ve always thought the sound of a man’s neck breaking sounded more like snapping a really skinny stick. Doritos under a steamroller sounds more like people’s kneecaps being busted with baseball bats. It’s true.
…The sad part about that is, MrGBH, I HAVE busted my kneecaps. several times in fact. the doritos are to dry sounding. its like a… muted, underwater, hitting raw meat with a tenderizer kind of noise.
“In his greatest role yet, Mel Gibson as “Insane Drunken Racist” or “Himself”. And trust me these comments are not just to draw attention to my blog…(A-hem!^^^)
Lol I love the Mel Gibson jab.
Uh oh I don`t like the look of that guy behind Herman!
I think we could end the war in about a week if we sent Ordog over.
Dejah, I agree wholeheartedly
“like Doritos under a steamroller”
Wow. That’s one of the best descriptions of a sound that I’ve ever read. I might never look at a bag of chips quite the same way now…
Are you kidding me? I have ALWAYS seen bags of chips like that. I mean… really… you squash a bag of chips, all sorts of cool noises happen. It’s kind of like playing with cooked macaroni noodles- all sorts of neat, gross sounding things happen. Quite entertaining. Or when you play with a dying mans entrails…
Wh-where you guys going?
Guys?
Y’know, I’ve always thought the sound of a man’s neck breaking sounded more like snapping a really skinny stick. Doritos under a steamroller sounds more like people’s kneecaps being busted with baseball bats. It’s true.
You bother me MrGBH
You know I think Ordog might be imagining things….
i worship Ordog and MrGBH
…The sad part about that is, MrGBH, I HAVE busted my kneecaps. several times in fact. the doritos are to dry sounding. its like a… muted, underwater, hitting raw meat with a tenderizer kind of noise.
So either Ordog knows something, or they just wandered into a field of landmines blindfolded
“In his greatest role yet, Mel Gibson as “Insane Drunken Racist” or “Himself”. And trust me these comments are not just to draw attention to my blog…(A-hem!^^^)