September 17, 2013
Those faces are for Ordog. They know Penny was valedictorian.
Posted at 8:59 pm.
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(That exclamation is for Penny.)
I want to hear his lecture on the sheer basis of the Herman Becket Funtime Computer Show Thing!
I’m guessing her mum likes video games
She sure knows how to make an entrance.
That’s it, I’m naming my daughter Penelope. And she will be a redhead. Not that I actually have any serious prospects of fathering children, seeing as how I’ve made it to age 47 without doing so.
And, speaking honestly, having a redheaded child would violate family tradition. That tradition being “one redhead per generation”. My grandmother. My aunt. My cousin. And now my niece. If I fathered a redhead, my family tree would burn down due to too much redhead concentration in too confined a space.
Either that or your niece would declare war on your daughter leading to an epic highlander battle.
That still might cause problems though. See, whomever wins will then absorb the redheaded powers of the defeated, their hair turning to actual scarlet flame and gifting them with knowledge and power beyond that of mortals. With her newfound senses and abilities, she shall lay waste to the world as we know it and create a new order under her rule. Thousands shall be gifted to her daily to fuel the otherworldly ambition. But in the end, humanity shall not be enough to sustain her. Knowing this, she shall depart our world and take to a plane that we cannot know in search of something truly worthy of her presence. Leaving only the remains of our civilization and legends of a creature, some speaking of her as a destroyer, others as a savior of whom we were unworthy.
So… would she or would she not be invited to the family reunion?
In answer to your question Techno…Yes.
What’s Penny going to say in her speech? (After “BBITCHEHHS!”) I must know!
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