The Original Was Better
June 15, 2009
It has nothing to do with any political affiliation, I just think O’Reilly is a complainy jackass.
News later today in my Bleug down there
MY TWEETY TWOTESJune 15, 2009
It has nothing to do with any political affiliation, I just think O’Reilly is a complainy jackass.
News later today in my Bleug down there
lmao
that’s hilarious
and it’s on Wii
Alternate Title: Kvetch Hero
Please, we English could complain the trousers off of you.
‘News later today in my Bleug down there’
??? What do you mean? And what of the ’significant news’ you mentioned in the commentry of last comic?
I was trying to write the word Blog funny and the news is in the blog right now.
What do you mean, it wasn’t when you posted?
No, YOU’RE being unreasonable!
Good job sneaking in a Bill O’ Riley joke. Also to all you Bill O’ Riley supporters who are probably throwing some fucking fit because someone who you support is being attacked, go kill yourself. Everyone in this country has the right to express they’re thoughts or beliefs when ever they want, where ever they want. The last thing this country needs is more pig headed, cock hungry jerk bags, attacking anyone who doesn’t agree with they’re own insignificant mode of thinking. Prime examples of people who do this are Dr. Uwe Bole and Warrior (Seriously, the guy who was the WWF/Wrestlemania wrestler: The Ultimate Warrior legally changed his name to Warrior)
They are so batshit out of their minds that they think that whatever they say or do is the correct thing to do while everyone else knows that they are just some random schmucks trying to attract attention to themselves just so they can throw millions upon billions of factoids at us just so they can feel more secure about themselves. My suggestion, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE! They’re just insignificant bullshiters, who are so far out of their minds that there is no way your going to set them straight. Though this counts for the other way around. People who aren’t like this are no better if they try to change these people just because they’re being stupid.
My philosophy is that if someone doesn’t think the way you do or if they disagree with you, don’t push your ways onto them. A good example for this state of mind is with religion. If your, oh say, Catholic, and you have a problem with Buddhists because they believe in a different god or they don’t take part in the religion your in, just ignore them. Or better yet, just ignore the fact that they’re Buddhists. The lord did NOT cause the big bang just so us sentient beings can fight each other just because we don’t think alike. He caused it so that we can all learn to think together and overcome these obstacles into social harmony. Before you ask what religion I am. I am a non-denominational christian. That means I agree with some of the things in the christian religion yet disagree with others. Though do I get in a Muslim’s face just because he is? NO I DO NOT! and if you ask me, the only way we’re going to gain social harmony is if humanity as a whole, will finally leave the infancy of its thought process and make it so that people can finally start thinking clearly and rationally. Though no, that’s never going to happen because people can’t learn to stop thinking about themselves and the part of the world they reside in. If you really want to help the world and have a golden age of peace, you have to leave your section of the world, your space, and start trying to make the lives of other people better. Here’s a few suggestions: 1. go to some random bum in the street, take him in, educate him to the best of your ability, and send him off with $400 and a real job they shouldn’t screw up.
2. Try expressing your ideas in a civilized manner by organizing public rallies and see if you can put some heart and self esteem into people who need it.
3.Get out there and actually help people who truly need help. Be it natural disaster, stopping someone from being mugged, or one of the best things one can do, take some poor, unfortunate child out of foster care, be a REAL parent to them, and put them on the path to a bright and successful future.
These are just suggestions. You don’t have to do them, you don’t have to think of them. And if you disagree, please send an email to Ryguy987@gmail.com. I would like to look at another argument and point of view of another so long as it’s not a bullshit argument. If I listen to some one’s argument, it has to be well supported will solid facts and well supported opinions. Otherwise, you can go fuck yourself.
P.S. I know this is lengthy so I do apologize for this long and overzealous expression even though it was supposed to be a three sentence complement on the comic five comments above me. Thank you.
I am writing this letter because I take issue with some of Mr. Ryguy987’s crotchets. I would like to start by discussing Ryguy987’s propositions, mainly because they scare me. The thing I’m the most frightened about is that if one accepts the framework I’ve laid out here, it follows that Ryguy987 is typical of evil clodpolls in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his campaigns. He managed to convince a bunch of supercilious, drossy snollygosters to help him test another formula for silencing serious opposition. What was the quid pro quo there? On the surface, it would seem to have something to do with the way that feelings of inferiority are characteristic of callous ingrates. But upon further investigation one will find that Ryguy987 often argues that people don’t mind having their communities turned into war zones. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known stirrer and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that Ryguy987 may have access to weapons of mass destruction. Then again, I consider him to be a weapon of mass destruction himself.
Yes, I realize that my only goal in writing this letter and others concerning Ryguy987 is to reach the broadest possible audience with the message that even fatuitous, profligate nabobs of cameralism would think twice before sitting next to someone whose sole dream is to throw us into a “heads I win, tails you lose” situation, but for the sake of brevity I’ve had to express myself in simplified terms. Like a lion after tasting the blood of human victims, he will tear down all theoretical frameworks for addressing the issue. I believe it was Hegel who said, “His disquisitions remain opaque to many observers who dismiss him on the basis of his wretched cock-and-bull stories and general lunacy”. He has a vested interest in maintaining the myths that keep his terrorist organization loyal to him. Ryguy987’s principal myth is that he has a “special” perspective on nativism that carries with it a “special” right to instill distrust and thereby create a need for his impetuous views. The truth is that Ryguy987 uses his ignorance as grounds for belligerence. In fact, I have said that to Ryguy987 on many occasions and I will keep on saying it until he stops trying to arouse the hostility and excite the cupidity of lackadaisical slackers. Since I don’t know him that well, I’ll have to be a bit presumptuous when I say that Ryguy987 seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, primitive half-wits.
The following theorem may therefore be established as an eternally valid truth: Ryguy987 claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to blame our societal problems on handy scapegoats. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Ryguy987’s hangers-on. The truth is that Ryguy987 is like a pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don’t like; they poo on people they don’t even know. The only real difference between Ryguy987 and a pigeon is that Ryguy987 intends to take us all back to the Stone Age. That’s why Ryguy987 uses demagogism to force onto us the degradation and ignominy that he is known to revel in. That’s the large elephant in the room that nobody talks about. Nevertheless, I warrant that people really ought to start talking about it because then they’d realize that Ryguy987 has a strategy. His strategy is to mold your mind and have you see the world not as it is but as he wants you to see it. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Ryguy987. Let me conclude by stating that Mr. Ryguy987 has never been able to assimilate and accept the humane ideals, civilized aims, and social aspirations of his peers. You can quote me on that.
This is why I need a forum.
yay that comic was funny…
MAKE MOOOAAAAARRRRRR
Alex: I see what you mean now, I realised it’s only visible if you go to the homepage.
But awesome! New design! But a new site host… does that mean a new url? Also, whats wrong with the current design? I love it!
legumious, as much as I respect other people’s views and opinions, you don’t have to make up crap about me. I’m not a dictator, I’m not an asshole. I’m not some controlling, so far out of their fucking mind asshole, that is so batshit insane that they are blinded from reality and the truth. Everyone has their own views, everyone has their own thoughts and opinions. The only real, responsible thing you can do is express your views and not try to change others views.
If someone wants to be an asshole, fine, let them get killed. If some one wants to actually do good for everyone around them, let them do so. If someone wants to be a Buddhist, let them be a Buddhist, no questions asked. If some one wants to be Muslim, let them be Muslim. what I was trying to say was that I don’t see why people need to be spreading all this unnecessary violence. The only way we can keep this violence to a minimal is if humanity finally leaves the infancy of its thinking process. Over the thousands of years we’ve been on this earth, the only things that have changed are the technology’s and the trends. Cultures have changed some as well. Other then those, humanity as a whole is still thinking the way it did back in the stone age. Today, the only reason why humanity seems civilized is because of the large array of technology at our disposal. If it wasn’t there, we’d still be living in caves and make-shift houses.
With that said, I only have one thing left to say and that is that I have no intentions on sending humanity back to the stone age. In the line of civilization and technology, my aims point towards the space age. A time of piece and technological wealth. A time where we wouldn’t be mining off earth anymore but rather planets like mars and so on, so forth. I this sounds unrealistic and like a bullshit thing, though I believe that we are nearing a breakthrough on astrophysics or some sort of high level scientific field. A breakthrough that could make it so that this sentient race could actually do more then what it can do now. Though hey, it could take decades before someone opens their eyes and actually finds the equation that is needed. Though, whatever, you think how you want to think and I’ll think how I want to think. Like I said in my last comment, I’ll listen to other thoughts or views or opinions so long as that they are well supported. Thank you
Legumious was using this: http://www.pakin.org/complaint/. He didn’t come up with it himself. He was mocking your wordiness, not your opinions.
Ryguy, I appreciate your fandom and the your passion for the comic, but please stop taking everything so seriously. You’re putting a lot more thought into the sociopoilitcal ramifications of Out at Home than I am.
Can’t we all just get along?
Oh, and Trevory, the url will remain the same.
sure thing and I once again apologize for the oversized comments. From here on out, I’ll make what I have to say short and blunt.
Thanks. In a week I’ll have a forum and you can be as verbose as necessary.
Yeah, and please don’t be a chode and use a webcomic comment section as your life theory soapbox.
tl;dr
That goes for my earlier post too. Didn’t finish reading it.
On a related note though…I still haven’t worked out how to play the game with the Wiimote. Would we be able to use the classic Gamecube controller?
Yes, but not very well, which actually enhances the whinetacularity of the game.
Before reading panel 4, I thought she was going to give him a baseball game…