UHM Pt. 15: Crime Against Music

October 22, 2009

Be forewarned: Thurman’s voice is just as annoying as everything else about him.


Pimpin’ Hos/Robot Man


The song was constructed completely in Apple GarageBand(tm).  All instruments are free loops that come with the software, and all vocals are me.  It’s as authentic as all get-out.

I’d never used this program before, and I have to say it was pretty fun. :)

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  1. DCS says:

    OMG!! there’s blood oozing out of my ears!

  2. Merry says:

    The parts where Thurman isn’t “singing” kind of sound like a band called Holy F***. Including Eddie’s random screaming. :P

  3. Someone says:


  4. Damoinion says:

    The bass loop isn’t too bad but I don’t think you’re telling us the whole truth about the vocals. Then again, if you did tell the truth, you’d get locked up forever. Face it, gerbils may be annoying but you still shouldn’t do that to them, especially not with camels and candy floss….

  5. Raven Gold says:

    Make a shiny music video and I have zero doubt that you could sell that.

  6. Ivy says:

    Speaking from someone who loves music in all of its forms, I have to say that this left me curled into a fetal position, whimpering and begging for the last three minutes of my life back. Everytime someone plays that song, Jesus cries and slaughters a dozen kittens.

  7. Drakmat says:

    Holy F***ING S*** THAT WAS HORRIBLE! I had to listen to Gaga before and even her squawking is not THAT awful. As soon as it started I could feel my very essence drain away, as if a thousand screaming banshees were dragging me into the most foul pits of hell as a hundred thousand nails were driven into my skull.

  8. 3lizab3th says:

    Oh my god……..
    I keep going back and forth between horror and hysterical laughter…

  9. Blonde Emo says:


  10. tb says:

    Is it a bad thing if I kind of liked the music?

  11. Belladhanna says:

    Dear lord that was horrificly funny…and I never want to hear it again.

  12. Carlos says:

    Dear god, they sounded just like they did in my head!

  13. Zephi says:

    Best music since EVRERYTHOING

  14. mojji says:

    I can skank to that

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