It Gets 80 Hectares per Litre

November 17, 2009

Bonus obscurity points if you can identify the car and live anywhere they speak English primarily.

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29 Comments

  1. lol, $12,500

    Also, its clearly a Trabant! Pride of East Germany.

  2. NB says:

    That’s what they are called! I learned about them in German class but couldn’t remember what they were called…and I’ll probably forget the name in a few minutes…..yup….there it goes…..

  3. Parker says:

    I rather enjoy the vanity plates. I want some of my own, except then I’d be a poser. :P

  4. Dylan says:

    Hmm, my knowledge of cars about extends to the fact that this car is… green?

    Heehee, GTR GRL? Gutter girl? Love it.

  5. Mike says:

    “My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it!” – Abe Simpson

  6. Strelnikov says:

    Only trick with the Trabant was that it’s a quasi-fiberglass car so it doesn’t rust (except for the wheels and the drivetrain, that is.)

    Almost forgot, they’re illegal on US roads. The father would have been better of with a Moskvich 1500 or a Zhiguli (Fiat 124.)

  7. Kaotik says:

    Whoo! A Trabbie! Four years of German, a three month exchange and a major project on the Berlin Wall finally paid off! XP

  8. Aellen says:

    I was thinking GTR GRL was Gator Girl, as in the Florida Mascot? But I guess Gutter Girl makes more since in this case.

  9. Vidra says:

    Ahahaha :D
    Never thought of a Trabant XD
    Well there are some car geeks who tuning these *khmm* junks *khmm* and they definitely look better after that…

    I’ve heard that they are producing the new version of this car with the same design but better engine.

  10. aj2x says:

    I recognized it immediately, and thought “could he actually mean to have drawn a Trabant P601?” A much-loved and -despised creation of the old East German regime, I believe it has the distinction of being the longest-produced car with a 2-cylinder 2-cycle engine. Even microcar fans like myself have some difficulty liking them — my ‘60 Goggomobil is more elegant.

  11. Alex says:

    I forgot that this is the internet and “obscure” has no meaning here. I’ve actually learned things from my comments section!

    Herman managed to buy a Trabant so terrible that it rusts despite physical impossibility.

    Oh, and it’s “Guitar Girl”, people.

  12. Baughbe says:

    I thought the plate was Gator Growl, to do either with the sound of the engine, or the swamp the car was salvaged from. When I was a kid we had two SAAB 95s. Those two cycle engines were sweet!

  13. Dylan says:

    Didn’t occur to me before, but isn’t a hectare a unit of area, not distance?
    I don’t know why I made that a question, I know for a fact that it is. It’s 100 acres, or 10,000 square yards.
    I presume then that rather than simply take into account the distance it travels, this also takes into account the width of the car? I like this system of measuring efficiency.

  14. nobrain says:

    I guess the title “80 Hectares per Litre” is probably referring to Herman’s lack of knowledge with cars, which also refers back to the previous strip/page where he walks in to the dealership saying “one car please”.

  15. Alex says:

    It’s an altered Simpsons quote.

  16. Ryon says:

    Why do Trabant’s have rear window defrosters? To keep your hands warm while you’re pushing them.

  17. Izzy says:

    You know, they’re not allowed to make Trabbies anymore.

    So technically, in good condition, it would be worth a fortune. :D

  18. I found the car by googling “car company logos” in image search, and looking for the closest match :P

    Also, this car is rated at 1,700 hectares per liter, at least it would be if it were a linear measurement.

  19. Geckomayhem says:

    Sooo. GTR doesn’t stand for Gran Turismo Racing then?

  20. Fodali says:

    I believe this is a russian Lada/Laika… my dad had one. In Brazil. Go figure…

  21. AW says:

    Wow guys, really? No one else got “Guitar Girl?”

  22. A Trabant?! Dammit, it was a culture car in Hungery (here):D We called it “the paper Jaguar”.

  23. Jerkass says:

    I would like to state, for the record, I got both “Guitar Girl” and the Simpsons reference.

  24. Robert"BENGA"Baines says:

    I know Herman is a tall guy, but why does he look like he’s standing on a ladder(second panel)?

    P.S. Love the comic.

  25. DCS says:

    A Trabbie — dear God in heaven, what a disaster that thing was/is. I can remember watching them putting along the Helmstedt-Berlin autobahn, belching blue smoke and rattling fit to shake your fillings loose, back in 1978. What a piece of cr@p!

    Herman is such a typical over-sexed guy — saleswoman flashes a bit of skin, and all the blood rushes from his brain to . . . . other parts.

  26. Calvin says:

    I totally thought the license plate said “GIR-GRL” (I Thought the T was an I) so that it would be yield the sound of “Gurgle”.

  27. Michael says:

    A Trabi! Cooool! They didn’t rust, but they could shatter in weather that was too cold… Why don’t you wear the seatbelt when driving a Trabi? Because people will think you’re wearing a backpack.

    Just this weekend, I took a picture folks here will appreciate: Trabi Tours in Budapest – aren’t they awesome?

  28. JET73L says:

    Just look at that door! That’s a niiice custom job. The one-of-a-kind center-left hood ornament must have added a lot to the price of the car.

  29. tb says:

    I’m not sure I can believe anyone’s really that stupid.

    Yes, I know it’s a comic.

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