Xmastime Pt. 6: The Horror

December 12, 2009

He still gets nightmares about that dry stuffing.

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16 Comments

  1. danielle says:

    *sings* eight six seven five three oh niiiieeiiien

  2. LaughingTarget says:

    He must be a culinary genius. No one can make a turkey that isn’t dry.

  3. LaughingTarget says:

    Forgot to mention, it would have been funnier if last year’s character designs were used in the flashback.

  4. Flapjack says:

    LT….have you READ any of the original comics?

  5. Nurian says:

    So Herman is a good cook as well? SCARY!

  6. Spenser says:

    I suppose when you’re that rich, a slight inconvenient criticism does constitute a major disaster…. I wonder how he’s going to take his party crashers?

  7. James says:

    Holy crap! That “Noooooooo” goes right off the panel!

  8. MaddogExplosive says:

    Am I the only person who imagines Herman having a voice very similar to the voice of the cartoon character Goofy?

  9. Baughbe says:

    Stuff the bird (won’t go dry there), use a baking bag and cook with the breast down. I didn’t spend over two decades in the restaurant business with learning something! You won’t get crispy skin (you’ll just peel it off and discard it) but the meat will be moist and so will the stuffing! Just make sure the bird is thawed good before cooking if it was frozen.
    Oh and actually Herman sounds a lot like my brother Frank from about 20 years ago.
    The rest of my family makes you think of Mafia movies, and we’re not Italian.

  10. Flapjack says:

    What will happen if I dial that number?

  11. Parker says:

    No MaddogExplosive, you are certainly not alone.

  12. Alex says:

    Officially, Herman sounds kind of like a cross between Bullwinkle, Will Ferrell, and Ronald Reagan.

    fyi.

  13. Dessum says:

    Flapjack; If you call that number, you’ll get a girl named Jenny.

    Except not really, because when that song was written, you didn’t need an area code to call in-state.

    So, for all intents and purposes…

    Jenny doesn’t exist. o_o

  14. Hichcoot says:

    Oh my god, Herman can’t cook a perfect turkey!? We are doomed! Doomed ill tell you!

  15. Aran says:

    I honestly prefer my turkey, And stuffing dry.

  16. JET73L says:

    Turkey dry, stuffing moist. Learn from the man!

    The squash (both Orange and spaghetti) was apparently delicious.

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